Peanuts

Cool Person, Cool People

Dude, Blaise and Taylor are sooo peanuts.

by im_so_peanuts July 30, 2009

Skin Peanut

A flaccid Penis that resembles a peanut.

My boyfriend has a big ass dick, but when it shrinks down it looks just like a little skin peanut.

by Hot mitt January 30, 2024

fudgy peanuts

Fudgy peanut is the act of sifting through ones/someone else's shit to find the little treasure that is a fudgy peanut

Heyyyy Matt can you believe gyles has been getting those fudgy peanuts from Simon again

by Dispatch D March 2, 2021

Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

Peanut kisses

The act of giving a woman cunnilingus.

His peanut kisses were out of this world! His womb broom really got me off

by Likkittysplit January 23, 2023

peanut butter Nelly

A woman that smears peanut butter on her pussy then makes the family pet like her clean

You know laquanda across the street? Yeah she's a "peanut butter Nelly" everyone says so....

by HyporboreanVrilguy March 12, 2023

National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.

Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!

by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021