Baby Daddy

Some broke ass dude who knocked you up and once he found out he couldn't be found. Don't pay no child support, hasn't EVER seen the kid, and damn sure don't see you! BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND HIM!!

My baby daddy hasn't been seen or heard from since I was 7 months along.

by Jacqulyn October 11, 2006

Loko Baby

If a baby is born between the months of June and August of 2011, this baby is most likely a "Loko Baby". This of course refers to a baby being conceived after the consumption of Four Loko.

Chick 1: How was your night?

Chick 2: I dont know, I drank too many four lokos

Chick 1: Did you hook up with that guy?

Chick 2: Wish I could tell you...

Chick 1: You better watch out for that Loko Baby!!

by I PHELTA THI November 22, 2010

burpin' the baby

A term for male masturbation

"Quit burpin' the baby and answer the phone"

by Amy January 13, 2005

baby formula

an excuse for grown men to sip upon the tender breast of articfical milk through a bottle.

As John played "world of warcraft" on his computer in his mom's basement he secretly licked baby formula through a fake nipple.

by ZBreezy June 28, 2009

shower baby

when you jack off in the shower and kick the cum down the drain. better known as creating shower babies

Ah shit, i got a shower baby on my feet!

by jack master bates April 7, 2010

mongo baby

a person lacking most of thier mental capacities. retarded.

that mongo baby needs to learn how to drive

by cecisaurus October 13, 2006

Goin baby

To do something exceedingly well.

"This guy has been hitting the gym everyday and eating right, his results are insane he's goin baby for real."

by JWPKBoyz June 1, 2019