Cunt Muffin

a chick who's really loose. so loose that you could infact fit a muffin in her vagina.

" i could throw a golf ball in the hole i saw when she opened her legs."

by bob5000 September 16, 2005

Muffin Man

A muffin often mistaken for a man. The Muffin Man cares less for cupcakes, beleiving that there is nought nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods, the muffin.

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.

by Warrinder Lopez October 4, 2006

pup-muffin

A term used to describe the act of putting crumbled up pieces of muffin in the vagina.

Danny Viejo enjoys watching sixteen candles after giving himself a pup-muffin.

by Jonathan Wiles December 6, 2006

muffin wrapper

pussy glove, female condom, diaphragm

Zaq's bich had to wrap her muffin with a muffin wrapper cuz he ran out of condoms.

by C Momma and Zaq May 24, 2007

quief muffin

a yummy and tasty treat made down there.

Brent: Mmm... quief muffin!!
Meagan: WHat did you just call me!?
Anna: OH BOB SAGET!

by Whaley_girl January 3, 2008

smush muffins

similar to fun bags.

Man, that girl is so hot I want to see her smush muffins.

by Masta N April 26, 2006

English Muffin

A silly British kid who does not understand the American ways.

Tom Gates is an English Muffin

by AHaigh93 September 8, 2010