morning dew

female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched

i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew

by megamindlover123 April 6, 2024

Bad Morning

Something a kid would say to feel like a savage

Teacher: hey Luke, Good morning!
Kid: Bad Morning Teacher!

by Coincidencesomething December 4, 2023

Snowy Morning

Where you wake up in the morning, and your hands and dick are connected through dried over, sticky, semen.

guy 1: "That was the worst day ever, to top it off my hands were stuck to my dick by my own jizz"

guy 2: "Sounds like you had a snowy morning"

by skaninja September 2, 2013

Tuesday Morning

an American household merchandise discount store headquartered in Dallas, Texas. Founded in 1974, the company once advertised nearly 500 locations across the country, also advertising itself as having high quality products at low prices

On April 28, 2023, just days after the collapse of Bed Bath & Beyond, Tuesday Morning announced that it would be going out of business and close all 200 remaining locations

by SPrice1980 May 4, 2023

good morning and god bless

Eating egg salad and drinking coffee while shitting in the morning.

“Ethan what are you doing?”
“I’m taking a ‘Good Morning and God Bless’ just open the door”

by AllisonAuto May 23, 2018

Morning thunder

An incredibly loud, deep, and sexy fart that a person blasts in the morning

I let out some stinky morning thunder today.

by Goyangi August 9, 2025

Good morning and God bless

(verb)
A "good morning and God bless" is the act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit in a bathroom.

"Do you want anything for breakfast?"
"No I already did a good morning and God bless."
also
"If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go take a good morning and God bless."

by gaycumguzzler69 May 31, 2018