Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 11, 2021
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belfast good morning

Greeting someone with a head butt to the bridge of someone's nose
Colin gave Seamus the Belfast Good Morning and then we went out for pancakes
by Mick Graw June 06, 2022
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