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Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.
Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th
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I dropped a nuke on Ghandi because he kept demanding tributes from me, he was still using Pikemen. I was totally White-manning him.
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