petes' mom

Used as a substitute for Your Mom jokes. May be used by family members or close friends, when "Your Mom" would otherwise be inappropriate.

You have a little Dick! That's not what Petes' Mom said last night .

by TheRealBoterf9 October 31, 2017

your mom

The most common comeback ever in history.

Person 1 : What is your favorite color?

Person 2 : Your mom is my favorite color. ;)

by Xianrouismama May 19, 2021

status mom

A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.

She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.

by FiveDogsAndTwoKids October 24, 2017

Ricky's Mom

Orange ginger mom
Single and is a free ride
She's a whale of a time

Ricky's mom is thick.

by John3Doe January 27, 2019

Toxic mom

Moms that’s don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves and ruin your life mentally emotionally or physically. Even though they say stuff like “I just want what’s best for you” their actions always show other wise and they pretend to the outside world like they’re such a great parent to make you look ungrateful or disrespectful with no morals

Tay’s toxic mom says she wants what’s best for her daughter even though she constantly talks about Tay behind her back and hits her for no reason

by lifeisweirdasf111 September 25, 2022

mom's love

It's a human right that I had been denied

Maybe you have been denied too

"mom do you love me?"
"Yes"

Then she continued the verbal abuse

mom's love is Something...

by ASadFoxThing April 13, 2021

Mom's spaghetti

is better than
Dad's ravioli
Grandma's ginocchi
Girlfriend's tortellini
Grandpa's rigatoni

You better lose yourself in ya mom's spaghetti
It's ready
You better never let it go
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
'Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo 🍝

by hotearlgrey June 10, 2021