michael richards 

n. social faux pas that involves accidentally offending one or more groups of people

"Oh man, I totally pulled a Michael Richards at work today. The women there really hate me now."

michael richards by Bob Gunderson November 28, 2006

Michael J Nelson 

Comedy Genius who was the head writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000 and also the star in the latter seasons after Joel Hodgson left MST3K.
Mike Nelson meted out mocking justice to some of the worst films ever made, such as the vomit-on-a-stick movie Hobgoblins and the dumpster-diving contest that is The Beast of Yucca Flats, thus making the world a little more just and fair.

"Who can we get to watch The Haunting with us? I hear it's really bad."

"How about Michael J Nelson?"

Michael J Nelson by kevhanel August 8, 2006

michael myers 

a crazy-ass son of a bitch

ask anyone, they will agree that michael myers is one crazy-ass son of a bitch

michael myers by midnytkillr August 5, 2011

Michael Scott 

The Office character. Played by Steve Carell.

Michael Scott is as fast as a car.

Michael Scott by Kenton Makings October 29, 2018

Michael Pitt 

Very very hot actor who has played in Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Murder by Numbers, Bully, and Finding Forrester.

Hey I'm Michael Pitt and I'm hot. No, I'm not related to Brad.

Michael Pitt by Ashleyakathecoolestbitchthissideofcompton January 16, 2005

Michael Bay

A Michael Bay (named after the film director/producer) is a term used to describe a solid excretion that starts off pleasant but continues for so long that it causes the excreter to lose interest, or in some cases, physical pain, essentially like sitting through a Michael Bay film or Michael Bay marathon, you're feeling good about the first ten minutes or so but then you slowly lose interest and/or it physically hurts to carry on.

"I'm off to the loo"
"I hope it's not a Michael Bay."

"You were gone a while."
"Yeah, it turned out to be a Michael Bay, one of the most painful half hours of my life"

Michael Bay by ChrisNix91 May 8, 2014

michael bolton 

Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog. To me, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'

Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!

michael bolton by Daytona Blue February 4, 2005