person 1: are you sure you are a straight white male? I see you posting a lot of gay furry memes
person 2: don't you know? a "cis white male" is slang for a "gay furry"
person 2: don't you know? a "cis white male" is slang for a "gay furry"
by slicethemic January 19, 2024
Get the cis white malemug. The definition of a male hoe.
"You was out trying to hook up with some girls instead of with the homies?"
"what? that's just called game bruh"
"Nah man, that's defiantly some male sprinkler activities"
"what? that's just called game bruh"
"Nah man, that's defiantly some male sprinkler activities"
by mkvader August 22, 2025
Get the Male Sprinklermug. A person (male) who makes you believe that you have a real shot with them, but in the end, he is actually likes your friends. He sets up this false reality by giving you looks, making you believe that you actually impact him, but don't be fooled, these connections don't mean much to him.
My male spawn of torment happens to be Derrien, a person who I believed had feelings for me, but instead , loved my friends.
by 24/7 Angst July 1, 2017
Get the Male spawn of tormentmug. He says…. THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY, IT IS A DICTATORSHIP…. but deep down we all know he is simply…. A beta male
by Secretion April 23, 2022
Get the Beta malemug. A shareholder or stockholder in society manipulates things behind the scenes, but otherwise, it doesn't appear very important to the average person. They tend to have vast stock knowledge, and at least a quarter of their income is hidden from the IRS—a social investor of the highest caliber.
Joe: Yeah, she entirely relies on me now that her job had to lay her off.
Mike: Don't you own a majority of the stock of the company she was with?
Joe: Yeah, they laid her off to cut costs because I pulled everything out—quiggle male shit.
Mike: Quiggle male shit.
Mike: Don't you own a majority of the stock of the company she was with?
Joe: Yeah, they laid her off to cut costs because I pulled everything out—quiggle male shit.
Mike: Quiggle male shit.
by MiwaPicaro June 4, 2024
Get the Quiggle Malemug. That mailman, Ralph was over in Rhonda's trailer for more than an hour. No doubt he had something special for her in his Male-Bag.
by Captain Megalos February 10, 2024
Get the Male-Bagmug. "He's such a male cruncher."
"Excuse me a what?"
"Idk check urban dictionary"
*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"
"Excuse me a what?"
"Idk check urban dictionary"
*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"
by LilSkirt January 2, 2022
Get the Male Crunchermug.