by OppaiSenpai January 2, 2017
Get the boner monkey mug.The act of shoving a banana up your lover's ass, punching them in the gut, and then pulling out just the peel.
Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.
by msterls7 January 26, 2017
Get the monkey dumpster mug.
Bill: Hey Willy, hand me my monkey poop so I can put some in my mouth.
Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!
Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!
by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020
Get the Monkey poop mug.Hey bro hand be that can of monkey poop.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.
Or
Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.
Or
Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.
by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020
Get the monkey poop mug.Any lowly employee in a retail big box store. Commonly seen wearing colored polo shirts with name tags and khaki pants, carrying some sort of portable barcode scanning apparatus, such as a scan gun. Usual habitats include, but are not limited to: Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Old Navy, Shoe Carnival, and at one time, Blockbuster Video. The Scan Monkey is well-known for its constant screeches of sarcasm and passive-aggressive tendencies, particularly towards figures of authority and their customers.
Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Jimmy: Let's see, I'm 30 now and I've worked at Walmart, Blockbuster, Hot Topic, Krogers, Best Buy, Sears, and now I'm doing a nickel as an Assistant Guest Services Specialist over at Rent-A-Center.
Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*
Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!
Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*
Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!
by jimmydevious January 27, 2013
Get the Scan Monkey mug."If you don't shut up, I am going to use my monkey ammo!"
"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."
"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."
"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."
"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."
"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."
"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."
by AumoeLooure February 4, 2012
Get the Monkey Ammo mug.