Your mom

Your mom is fit I have sex with her every day

I AM YOUR FATHER

Your mom is my sugar mommy

by Gsg2hstw su March 26, 2020

Soccer mom

A middle aged woman with a child the woman has to have everything perfect and goes crazy if someone comes at her child

Stop being a soccer mom

by Annaleighrr123 December 20, 2018

Mom bucket

Fancy word for vagina

Hey, wanna diddle my mom bucket?

by snuffomega September 20, 2019

your mom

The largest object known to man, being an estimated 7 times larger than the Universe itself.

Person: Hey did you hear that they recently got photo evidence of your mom being larger than the Universe?

by yro'ue mom January 8, 2021

bekah's mom

A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward and cool as the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow.

Dude, that girl is totally gonna be a "Bekah's Mom" someday!

by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015

Jarretts mom

The worlds largest milf

Omg look at jarretts mom she is such a milf

by Alaska pipeliner November 9, 2020

Soccer Mom

A white suburban mom, from 25 to 50 who refers to her kids as her “Precious Little Angels”, and shields them from reality constantly. They are not allowed to watch any movies rated over PG-13, and they can fuckin forget about watching any R-rated movies. Also not allowed to play any games not rated E. Also not allowed to interact with “the wrong crowd”. This includes, but is not limited to, anyone who isn’t white, anyone who isn’t a fundamentalist Christian, and anyone who doesn’t believe in right-wing bullshit. Also she automatically assumes that anything that isn’t Christian is either atheist or Satanic. She drives a “safe” 45 in a 70 mile per hour zone in her massive minivan or SUV to protect her “Precious Little Angels”, who are still in rear-facing carseats at ages 10 and 12. Usually also a Karen. Will often call the police when something doesn’t go her way or to discipline kids other than her own, and more often than not the cops are on this bitch’s side. If you see her, RUN AWAY AND GET AS FAR AWAY FROM HER AS POSSIBLE.

Me: WHAT THE FUCK BITCH? YOU WERE DRIVING FUCKING 45 ON A FUCKING HIGHWAY!
Soccer Mom: YOU WILL NOT USE SUCH LANGUAGE AROUND MY PERFECT LITTLE ANGELS! MY KIDS ARE HONOR ROLL STUDENTS AND GO TO CHURCH!
Me: YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH REPAIRS ARE GOING TO FUCKING COST?
SM: LANGUAGE AGAIN! HEY, WHY ARE YOU DRIVING A PRIUS LIKE AN ATHEIST INSTEAD OF A MINIVAN, SUV, OR TRUCK LIKE A CHRISTIAN, YOU LIBERAL HEATHEN!
Me: WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER? YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THE DAMAGE TO MY CAR!

SM: YOU WILL NOT YELL AT ME! AND IS THAT GTA ON THE FRONT SEAT? VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES ARE THE REASON WE HAVE MASS SHOOTINGS AND SERIAL KILLERS! IM CALLING THE POLICE! (calls 911)
(The police arrived and put me at fault when it was this bitch’s fault. Thank God I have a dashcam.)

by qw3r1y March 2, 2023