Maria is a whore who likes to sleep around. She also plays all the guys she meets. Catch Maria telling you how she can meet you somewhere to fuck or to hang out and then she wont text you the day of and will go with her friends to Chinook.
Oh heyyyyy<3 Ill meet you tommorow and we can chill. ily so much.
next day: oh theres that sweet boy im gonna hug another guy who thinks im his bitch and then ditch the other boy and make him stay with my awkward friends. maria is a bitch
next day: oh theres that sweet boy im gonna hug another guy who thinks im his bitch and then ditch the other boy and make him stay with my awkward friends. maria is a bitch
by guy sexy man November 23, 2018
Get the Maria mug.Maria is a word which is used to describe a woman that is extremely hostile, and will stop at nothing to take out her enemy. They often think they are better than others. This rush of extreme arrogance proves to be their downfall, as their plans usually fail. A Maria is not to be confused with the common name Maria
“Woah this chick tried to get you expelled because she doesn’t like you? She sounds like a total maria” Said Jonathon
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Commonly referred to as “the Ham” and “Mazzalot.” Tends to excel at arcade games such as iceball, however, can’t play basketball for a pack of chipotle mayo. Usually a sexy mama and a baby ass.
Also known as the lava my life.
Also known as the lava my life.
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Get the Maria mug.Someone who is: beautiful, sexy, smart, sporty, and has an amazing body. She has a big booty. She is super loyal and trustworthy. If you meet a mariana you are sooo lucky!
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