Kurpis-like 

adjective: to perform a task or act generally in hyper-active but super productive way.

I'll need a Kurpis-like performance to write this paper and go shopping in the next two hours.

Kurpis-like by MCH October 22, 2004

nothing succeeds like 

Nothing succeeds like excess, according to Victorian wit and author Oscar Wilde.

Nothing succeeds like excess!

nothing succeeds like by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

Draw me like one of your french girls 

An internet meme of sorts. The original phrase spawned from the move "Titanic", where the line is said to Leonardo Dicaprio. This phrase is used in conjunction with photos of characters usually laid out in sexually suggestive poses.

*Spiderman laid out on the ground*

"Draw me like one of your french girls"

Draw me like one of your french girls by Just One More Contributor October 12, 2011

dis i like 

On YouTube if someone dislikes a video which is generally liked, one of the comments might say that the people who disliked the video thought it said "dis i like"

dislike (dis I like)

ex: 4,234,134 likes 98 dislikes ,someone who likes the video would would say something like "98 people thought the dislike button said "dis I like

dis i like by ganjaabuser July 25, 2011

Balls like Rupaul 

A term used to describe a transvestite.

Justin: Check out that chick, she fine.
Albert: Man, I think that's a dude
Justin: You may be right, I bet she has "Balls Like Rupaul"
Justin: Here he/she comes, let's scram!!

Balls like Rupaul by Twist Weeblow September 4, 2007

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap 

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.

Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap by DJJazzyJeff9 April 16, 2013

face like a grieving cod!

really moody sad face, glum.

Jack Dee, with your face like a grieving cod!

face like a grieving cod! by The Azmeister October 5, 2009