You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

We all know a

A phrase you say and put an insult and the person's name

We all know a retard named Alex
We all know a faggot named David or Dave
We all know a douchebag named Ryan
We all know a fag named Sean or Shawn
We all know a cunt named Chris
We all know a queer named joe

by Boogereater69 April 18, 2021

Everybody knows syndrome

A rare medical condition that affects monkeys and Master Splinter looking aliens. It is believed that a spirochete single stranded DNA virus attacks the meninges of the frontal lobe of the brain, where a substance; wEsWas is instilled deeply in the brains tissue.

Initial signs and symptoms include, but are not limited to; making false assumption that everybody knows you don’t wash your ass; fever; headache, insomnia, a sudden urge to punch your mother in the face, extreme jealousy, and the mental capacity of a peanut

She’s need diagnosed with everybody knows syndrome.

by Therealfm November 18, 2019

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYANDZ NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABC'S NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH MEE

ITS THE FUCKING ALPHABET. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYANDZ NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABC'S NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH MEE

by Jeaf January 30, 2025

You know my body

Im him in 12 year old terms

Little brother catches a w
“you know my body”

by bussbuss May 09, 2024

Do you know what to do with a box of bees?

This question tests if an adult male is a real man or not. A woman asks when assessing if an adult male is worth being in a romantic relationship with. If the guy says yes, he is a real man. If he is confused by the question, he is not worthy. If he says no but expresses interests in improving himself, don't write him off as a not-man yet. there is still hope

"Mike, do you know what to do with a box of bees? "

"uh, no?"

"then learn or go away. I only date REAL MEN."

by junebugistired April 24, 2020

gon know

gon know is this guy dancing on a porch with no other sense. this is the only thing that makes him happy and also he likes to wear pink suits with polka dots. this is because he does not know anything else and is weird. no man will ever beat this guy. Oh and he is also very gayy

OH MYYY that is gon know
hmmmm is that gon know??

by Giahwgfa 2 May 29, 2019