Jordan is a chill ass nigga who put that shit on every fuckin day with no effort. He get more motion then most these lame ass niggas do and will take yo hoe if u not careful. He really nonchalant fr but will spazz out if a nigga get to trim.
by Woof getting grimy November 21, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. A guy who literally just farted metaphorically. Sometimes it’s a small poop situation. Usually on accident in that case. Loving, he’s very loving. Often kind. Very funny. As we’ve established he farted. Maybe pooped his pants. When he’s looking you in the eyes when time stops in the universes of his hazel eyes. You’ll feel one with the universe , space dust made significant by unifying with the vast expanse of everything in existence. He’ll maybe let out a little frett brettt kinda fart… later he’ll excuse himself. You’ll miss him immediately. Your heart will demand his return. Your nose will know it wasn’t a fart and that it’ll be a minute before he comes back. Because he totally skanked his pants, blart blat style.
by NotJrdyn November 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is nice funny loyal and someone who will make you laugh when your mad at them or make you smile when ur sad . Jordan is always paying attention to what you say he will listen to you speak even if you speak too much sometimes Jordan is an awesome guy who would never hurt anyone. He is also awesome at sports and rapping. Never let go of a jordan
by B3LLA-R0S April 3, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Fricking sick dog Got an amazing sence of humour prr cool gets to much pussy all the time not to mention tall strong and fast asf.
Vagina slayer
Good in bed
And so cool
Cool guy
Wanna be him so much
Vagina slayer
Good in bed
And so cool
Cool guy
Wanna be him so much
Jordan being defined as a fricking sickdog .
by Cool guy that likes jordan November 27, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.
by penislicker662 December 5, 2019
Get the jordan dixonmug. he's a boy who use to like Aya so much but not anymore but Aya was a very very cute and nice girl to him she was crying all night for Jordan is a handsome man but only with Aya if he was with other girls he would look like trash
by kerime June 16, 2021
Get the jordanmug. 