by Dots of dream snot March 18, 2016
A border-line retarded, cream cheese looking ass beta nibber with that crusty hair who watches anime past his bedtime and enjoys dead memes. Looks like an inbred ginger version of Ricky Berwick with a black guy's nose. Some Jordans may also seem gay since some have dead-beat YouTube and Twitch channels. You can tell on if they're deep-throating a banana or if they having a sexual desires by eating a cinnamon bun. They are the living embodiment of a creep due to the large erection they have by looking at high school teachers and a weeb due to the massive collection of loli body pillows covered in cum stains found in the back of their closet. Being around one is like having to be trapped in a room with a crackhead.
by theungreatchild October 19, 2019
Mom 1 “My son goes out with Jordan S”
Mom 2 “I’ve heard of her she’s a right slag and she’s given loads of lads STDs”
Mom 2 “I’ve heard of her she’s a right slag and she’s given loads of lads STDs”
by Xx_Bender_xX March 31, 2024
A guy who literally just farted metaphorically. Sometimes it’s a small poop situation. Usually on accident in that case. Loving, he’s very loving. Often kind. Very funny. As we’ve established he farted. Maybe pooped his pants. When he’s looking you in the eyes when time stops in the universes of his hazel eyes. You’ll feel one with the universe , space dust made significant by unifying with the vast expanse of everything in existence. He’ll maybe let out a little frett brettt kinda fart… later he’ll excuse himself. You’ll miss him immediately. Your heart will demand his return. Your nose will know it wasn’t a fart and that it’ll be a minute before he comes back. Because he totally skanked his pants, blart blat style.
by NotJrdyn November 23, 2021
Amazing husband with a unique personality that has such a perfect life ahead of him with his wife that he is not going to throw away because he promised he would stay
“Jordan is amazinggg”
by Ihopethisnameisnotused December 01, 2021