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Jacob

Jacob is very shy around strangers, but around friends and family he is very crazy and definitely fun. Jacob is very funny and loves to laugh. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you he won’t talk to you, every time he sees you he’ll uncontrol smile and blush, his friends tease him about you, and he likes to give you signs that he likes you. But he takes everything you do towards him as a sign as we’ll. So be careful! He is very athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall usually with brown hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is s such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There’s almost no words to describe how perfect he is. He is so adorable! His smile could brighten anyone’s day. Jacob is very strong and loves to do dangerous activities for fun.
He a beast at basketball too, so if you teammates with him there is a big chance you win but a small chance on losing. He has money but will not treat you or buy you something
Jacob's a beast
You can't guard Jacob
by Jacobthegoat12345 November 23, 2021
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jacob post

A man of much muscle and great work ethic
by Dalepj November 1, 2022
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Jacob

(noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
Damn call a priest that guys a total Jacob
by StickySuede September 18, 2018
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Jacob Wordziak

When my friend Jacob is feeling kinda WORDY and he thinks he's spitting facts about reality but he is really just spittin.
My friend Ahmad is acting like he is Jacob Wordziak today.
by rigbydoesgames January 19, 2021
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Jacob

person 1: i think were here because go-
Jacob: NO WERE HERE BECAUSE OF EVOLUTION
by reeeee vs oof May 4, 2019
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jacob and cameron

when combined the two of them are douchebags who are horrible at playing games and only know how to whine and complain. go cry to your mommy bitch...
person 1: oh they're cute

person 2: oh that's jacob and cameron... they'd stab you in the back before you can even say hello
by koran valdisack August 12, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is a kind, loving friend who is great to be around. he can always make you smile and wants you to be happy, but can occasionally cross the line into risky jokes and is occasionally quite naïve. Jacob's like to spread rumors that their cock is big when in fact it is actually average.
"Did you hear? Jacob had the phattest cock in town."
by a simple guy July 20, 2022
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