Jacob pleases all the ladies
by Fudgednoodle March 20, 2024
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by Riquelmeeasportsisass November 23, 2021
Get the Jacob mug.Jacob has a big d*ck he always has a big dick he is sometimes dumb but when he feels like it he’ll be smart sometimes he be acting really gay
Maya:Jacob has a big dick I sucked it,but it didn’t fit In my mouth
Erick: woah you must had fun last night ;)
Erick: woah you must had fun last night ;)
by Westanbts💜💜 July 16, 2019
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by ollie10 February 15, 2022
Get the Jacob mug.They’re normally men or boys who are built like pennywise, they are very awkward around their crushes and tend to wanna dry hump them. They are total attention seekers who casually dress like an Edgar, and joke about serious topics. They normally can’t get over past girlfriends/crushes cause once they fall they fall hard. They’ll act like your slave if they really like you and tend to hate their girl’s friends. If it’s not the Jacob from Twilight, he’s probably very unattractive
Noemi: “Ew Jacob just said he wants to make out with me!”
Juliet: “That’s fucking nasty”
Lily: “Yeah and I heard he was a virgin”
Juliet: “That’s fucking nasty”
Lily: “Yeah and I heard he was a virgin”
by ReebokWearingPickMe February 12, 2023
Get the Jacob mug.Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
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