Bed Test

Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.

Guy 1: Didja check out that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! She easily passes my bed test.

by IAmTheDude June 27, 2012

bed darts

When a guy is masturbating and tries to hit himself with the ejaculate.

I got a double bull's-eye in bed darts.

by Dart Master June 21, 2011

emmas bed

when mason fingers jenna while GK is hooking up with 2 shorties named katie and Hanna

Mason wtf man get you fingers out of her this is emmas bed

by emmajudd April 11, 2021

Bed farter

Someone who farts in bed

Ayy I was sleepin with my wifey and i was such a Bed farter

by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023

bed wine

(noun) the final glass of wine for the evening that you enjoy alone, usually in bed.

It's been a day so I am just going to enjoy this bed wine and pass out.

by reel tlk July 21, 2022

Bed Boogie

The engaging in sexual intercourse beneath the sheets. Bonus points if you’re playing disco while it happens!!

Hey there pretty lady, wanna get out of here and do the bed boogie?

by TheHorrificDr.Belle August 03, 2023

Hork a fatty and go to bed

To snort a large line of cocaine and then immediately lay down and go to sleep. Usually used in jest.

"Let's hork a fatty and go to bed, I have along day tomorrow"

by BarryCat June 03, 2024