I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
by YK Woozie January 21, 2024
Get the sick jokemug. Me: Do you want to hear a Joke?
People: I already know what it is?
Me: What are my Joke then?
People: You!
People: I already know what it is?
Me: What are my Joke then?
People: You!
by MyMonsterDK November 9, 2018
Get the Jokemug. One who poses the lack of humor, has no imagination to create humor on their own, must use the funny humor of someone else, to recycle, re-use, most likely to be laughed at, then laughed with, a real jerk butt, i.e " a new joke "...
by Latin Super Star January 3, 2010
Get the joke recyclermug. by Not Doodleting October 25, 2019
Get the Jokemug. What Urban Dictionary claims to do, but really if you just search a name you find a bunch of praise for friends and partners.
Urban Dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll be rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities."
Me: "But didn't I just see a bunch of non celebrity naming?"
Me: "But didn't I just see a bunch of non celebrity naming?"
by ropoopy May 22, 2022
Get the rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebritiesmug. by Chrxsyyy March 12, 2021
Get the Jokesmug. by Dotanairy January 22, 2020
Get the Jokedmug.