i peed

Peeing yourself and telling somebody or something, that in fact you have peed

I peed

by Yes this is pee July 28, 2020

I-Ready

I-Ready was originally a website used for torture in 2011. It would cause anxiety, depression, stress, and suicidal thoughts to the victim. However, some teachers realized that they could slack off using I-Ready instead of ACTUALLY TEACHING, so they forced their students to do long, useless, and boring lessons EVERY DAY. So, nowadays, students who use I-Ready are usually more depressed than students who don't.

Creator of the website 1: Hey, let's create a torture device and call it I-Ready!
Creator of the website 2: Good idea!

Later...
Teacher 1: I'm too lazy to do actual teaching so I'm going to make these students do I-Ready lololol such a good idea
Teacher 2: ikr

In class.
Teacher 1: do this while I play on my phone
Student 1: :(

Later...
Student 1: hey student 2 I really don't want to do I-Ready so let's commit unalive
Student 2: great idea, who even created that thing anyway

Even later
Teacher 1: Oh wow, 2 of our students committed unalive.
Teacher 2: Wow, I wondered what caused them to do that!

by iliketrees25 May 25, 2023

and I oop-

A word said and derived by "VSCO" girls. Usually said when something goes wrong (by accident or on purpose)

Katie: *drops hydro flask*

Vsco girl: "and I oop- "

by That short asian April 28, 2020

kevin i

A weird guy that cant really dance. His bestfriend is a jerk and he kinda is to. He thinks he has abs, but he really got the pic off of google chrome..

Guy 1 : brooo kevin is shook rn
Guy 2: yeah, hes shooketh to the coreth

by Poopface1234_ November 22, 2017

and i oop-

vsco girl sentence when they shit themselves

AND I OOP-
shut your crusty musty ass up or else i will throw your hydroflask and scrunchies out in your preppy little ocean filled with whale sperm

by onlyWs February 6, 2023

I, Robot

An 'I, Robot' is when you jizz on someones faces and let it dry, leaving the recipient resembling the robot from the Will Smith's classic fil adaptation of 'I, Robot'

P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an 'I, Robot' last night? What did it feel like?

P2: Yeah cant lie bro was pretty sweet felt well good

by hainlad October 12, 2020

I-deaf

The inability to hear because the listener has headphone from an MP-3 player on.

I didn't hear what you were saying yesterday, because I was probably I-deaf.

by Daddy_jeffy December 22, 2008