Hurt Horny

A state of being in which a person is so horny, it hurts.

Person 1: Hey dude, you okay? You've been acting a little off lately.
Person 2: Yeah, I good. Just hurt horny, that's all.
Person 1: Damn, my condolences.

by mommymilky0303 May 23, 2022

hot girl horny

when a girly cums and cries at the same time, usually when by herself.

"i know he's toxic but he got me feeling hot girl horny every night"

by cokesuperstar42069 September 10, 2023

Drink Horny

The extreme need for any drink of any kind

Mike: Bro what's wrong with you
Tim: I'm so drink horny

by bigbewbsfatcaulk March 27, 2024

horny

why r u looking up urself bro

seriously your the horny one here

by kyra_sussybaka December 3, 2022

horny cowboy

A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.

Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.

by horneeslutt69 September 27, 2017

ethical horniness

using sexual appeal and hunger to help make the world a better place for people. e.g.: Yung Gravy donating bras thrown at him to women's shelters and their monetary equivalent to breast cancer charities; YouTube personality Markiplier opening a OnlyFans and displaying soft cord nudes to donate proceeds to charities.

Dave Marshall opening an OnlyFans to give money to suicide prevention? Loving the ethical horniness!

by RL4L90 December 26, 2022

Kitchen horny

The feeling one gets when shopping for gadgets for the kitchen.

' I'm kitchen horny for that 'Kitchenaid ' mixer"

by Violet Wilde April 16, 2021