Hurt Horny

A state of being in which a person is so horny, it hurts.

Person 1: Hey dude, you okay? You've been acting a little off lately.
Person 2: Yeah, I good. Just hurt horny, that's all.
Person 1: Damn, my condolences.

by mommymilky0303 May 23, 2022

Horny

YOU NEED JESUS!

You probably searched this because you're horny, get a life.

by I eat poop 69 May 25, 2022

Horny

An Urban Dictionary page that some lonely virgins use as their personal Wattpad to write smut

For the actual definition of the word, it’s when you feel the urge to either masturbate or have sex, usually brought upon by something you find sexually attractive.

Josh: “Damn, I got hella horny when I saw Jaylin walk by with her dumptruck ass today”

by conflict dude May 28, 2022

United in Horny

sexual intercourse

“Jenna was shlobbin on my meat last night and I tore that box up! We were totally united in horny”

by bigbooba June 1, 2022

Horny jail

Horny jail is for people who support rape and rule 34, also for horny people

example:

Lazzy: Hey jeff i just found this hot porn video!

jeff: what video?

lazzy: its about rape!

jeff: ... your going to horny jail

by Hellonight December 7, 2021

Horny

When you feel a sexual tension making you feel butterflies in your stomach.

Guy 1: He's so hot.. it makes me horny..
guy 2: Dude your dick is—
Guy 3 : Thats gay..

by Onyxl December 12, 2021

Horny Holiday

A definition someone makes for any random day of the year on Urban Dictionary for an excuse to be horny.

Guy 1: "I'm not gay dude, December 14 is get analingus by your best friend day, look it up!"
Guy 2: "That's just another bullshit Horny Holiday"

by Ijustpissedmypants December 13, 2021