You haven't got a Bob Hope

To be told that you have absolutely no chance of what you're asking for is going to happen.

Colleague 1: "I wander if the boss will let me go home half hour early.
Colleague 2: "lol, you haven't got a Bob Hope mate!"

by Britney Sparkles September 9, 2025

Shib Haven

Shib Haven (commonly referred to as just "shib") is a discord server created by Xander and contains many active and formerly active members of the Growtopia Official Discord Server and The Lost Nemo.

Former aliases include Duck Haven, Coiny's Bank and Book's Library

A: Wtf just happened?
B: check shib haven

by rogue's crew October 17, 2025

New Haven Meatball

when a girl shits diarrhea all over a man’s balls and he proceeds to dunk them into her mouth. Commonly combined with marinara sauce.

Yo you wanna hit up Yale University to put this hoe into a New Haven Meatball?

by New Haven Meatball December 24, 2025

Double Haven

An extremely wet & noxious fart.

Oh, Christ, I think that one was a double haven.

by kd_whoever January 20, 2026

new haven hotdog

Where you take a hot dog bun, stick it up a girls vagina or mouth, then shit on the hotdog (thats the hotdog) and cum on it as the condiments.

Jimmy: yo tommy i just gave my girl the new haven hotdog

Tommy: no way dude

by havenhotdogenjoyer January 22, 2026

Pulling A Havener

Pulling a Havener is when you date someone younger then yourself. "Havener" is named after a kid named Nick Havener. Pronouced Hay-Ven-Er.

Girl: He's like in 9th grade and she's in 7th?
Guy: Yeah.
Nearby Bystanders: He's Pulling a Havener!
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Guy: She's really pretty and sweet.
Guy 2: Yeah and she's also in a grade below you don't Pull A Havener.
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by wellilikepurplethings July 27, 2010

Miner's haven

When a miner finds something rare or beatiful or extravagant.

Did you see that Miner's haven? It was really rare.

by Xx_420MLG#BlazeitRektNub_xX September 20, 2017