expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
by niggman star33 October 4, 2011
Get the your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weakmug. Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".
When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.
by Palomon December 30, 2007
Get the Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndromemug. by Josh.Reed_999 November 16, 2020
Get the Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Foolmug. Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."
by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2021
Get the from my cold, dead heartmug. A person (he, she, they) that is loyal to there partner, has an undying love for that person. These people tend to be able to bond quickly with others and grow strong connections in a short amount of time, they tend to wish despair on themselves if it brought prosperity to others who are unfortunate and will act very generous subconsciously even if it harms them.
by ThisManDoesn'tLie October 12, 2021
Get the Whole-Hearted Unitmug. A term used by closet-fascists to justify a salute in honor of the German dictator from the 1930's and 1940's.
by D.G. Monrad March 20, 2025
Get the My heart goes out to youmug. by Beaula Mae Hicks July 7, 2010
Get the Heart-a-strokemug.