This is when the puppet configuration management software automatically reverts your manual changes on a server because you forgot to shut it off.
Teich forgot to stop puppet on the webserver before he made changes and 15 minutes later he got puppet fucked.
by j$.devops August 18, 2016
when you want to be entirely honest with your your partner you want to fuck while enjoying Netflix. much less deceiving than 'Netflix and Chill'.
by Inapropro Man May 09, 2016
When, during a televised sporting event, the commentators give a statistic about something that hasn't happened that game, that year, or in multiple years. After they give the stat, the thing or scenario that hasn't happened will happen the very next play. It applies to all sports.
"He hasn't missed a field goal all year, and this kick will win the game". He then misses. He was stat fucked.
(Hasn't missed a free throw, hasn't walked a man with the bases loaded, hasn't allowed a power play goal, etc...)
(Hasn't missed a free throw, hasn't walked a man with the bases loaded, hasn't allowed a power play goal, etc...)
by DNG1981 January 02, 2011
When nope and fuck that shit just doesn't work. Mainly used when a situation so fucked up happens that you want to exit the scene so fast and do nothing but curse it's existence and generations before it.
" A bunch of robbers just burst into the bank a couple of minutes ago dude, and started yelling and shit! Luckily I was right next to the exit door, so I ran out like, fuck that action!"
"Fuck that action, fuck everything that came before that action, and most importantly fuck whatever birthed that action."
"Fuck that action, fuck everything that came before that action, and most importantly fuck whatever birthed that action."
by theseven September 07, 2014
Luke knew he had no chance in the game of bullshit...so he threw in a gutful of fuck and hoped for the best!
by Spartacusallen July 02, 2012
(v.) using up the dregs of your weed stash
i.e. smoking old, saved ash; burning through the cotton of an empty cart
i.e. smoking old, saved ash; burning through the cotton of an empty cart
by Emery.0 April 18, 2022
Example.."when my brother Larry and I tied the knot Bambi, the hill fuck, wore purple stilettos with her ass slopping over the top of her not-so-skinny jeans.
by blossombaby December 23, 2013