v:
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them. Commonly used between friends, and said relationship is only confined to facebook and does not actually exist in real life.
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them. Commonly used between friends, and said relationship is only confined to facebook and does not actually exist in real life.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?
Kelley: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelley*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
Kelley: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelley*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
by ae123456 November 11, 2009
Get the facebook date mug.when facebook introduce something new
like commenting comments
and it always crashes and comes up with error
like commenting comments
and it always crashes and comes up with error
" Facebook must have got aids again....all its doing is error error i cant look a beth tolens new pictures of her fat selfout drinking dammmmmn FACEBOOK AIDS"
by nbrennnan September 14, 2009
Get the Facebook aids mug.Related Words
Stupid shit that warrants execution or sterilization on the part of the inventor. GTFO my internets.
by Loqueria April 7, 2010
Get the Facebook bingo mug.A term used referring to the social networking site Facebook where users are able to update their "statuses" and share with other users what they are doing. When a person is facebook raped, it means a friend of theirs have hacked into their facebook profile and posted a status suggesting that they are or have engaged in some sort of sexual activity.
Status: Eliza Roberts is being taken from behind by Chris...and loving it!
Eliza: "Shit, who just facebook raped me?"
Status: Dean Jones just had a foursome with three hot men and is now exhausted!
Dean: "Fucking hell!!! I didn't post that status, my friend Max facebook raped me."
Eliza: "Shit, who just facebook raped me?"
Status: Dean Jones just had a foursome with three hot men and is now exhausted!
Dean: "Fucking hell!!! I didn't post that status, my friend Max facebook raped me."
by youallhaveaids August 15, 2009
Get the facebook raped mug.Based on the hypothesis that an individual carrying an STD would most likely refrain from "friending" a random sexual partner on Facebook.
Can be used to ascertain the following data:
A "friends" B and B accepts = NO STDs
A "friends" B and B rejects = B has an STDs and thus A might now as well.
Can be used to ascertain the following data:
A "friends" B and B accepts = NO STDs
A "friends" B and B rejects = B has an STDs and thus A might now as well.
John: Did you seriously raw dog that girl you met last night at the party?
Tim: Yea man, but she passed the Facebook STD Test because she friended me this morning.
John: Can I see her picture?
Tim: No, I rejected the request because somethings been going on down there the past few weeks that I need to get checked out.
John: Nice.
Tim: Yea man, but she passed the Facebook STD Test because she friended me this morning.
John: Can I see her picture?
Tim: No, I rejected the request because somethings been going on down there the past few weeks that I need to get checked out.
John: Nice.
by SimpleKind of Man February 2, 2010
Get the Facebook STD Test mug.That period of time you wait after getting a notification on Facebook before responding to avoid looking like a total creeper.
Instant responding to facebook notifications only lead to self inflicted cock blocking
waiting time should be a minimum of 5-10 mins before responding to keep the creeper tag off you.
Instant responding to facebook notifications only lead to self inflicted cock blocking
waiting time should be a minimum of 5-10 mins before responding to keep the creeper tag off you.
John: Oh shit Kelly just sent me a message what do I say?!?!
Alex: woah slow down man your in no rush
John: Fuck I already sent a dumbass response...
Alex: You gotta work on your facebook lag man...you can
always get her ugly friend.
John: Fuck off
Alex: woah slow down man your in no rush
John: Fuck I already sent a dumbass response...
Alex: You gotta work on your facebook lag man...you can
always get her ugly friend.
John: Fuck off
by Kingkilla56 April 13, 2010
Get the Facebook Lag mug.The transitional stage between using MySpace as a primary social networking service to Facebook. It is commonly accompanied by irrational feelings of hatred towards the new-found social networking website, and possibly even mass confusion. Disdainful status updates, sneering remarks concerning Facebook's privacy policies, and eventually temporary profile deletion shortly follow after profile creation.
Monica: Carlos still uses MySpace more than Facebook.
Glen: Yeah, I read his blog and he never stops talking about how much everyone and everything sucks.
Monica: Give him another couple months, he just has facebook apprehension.
Glen: Yeah, I read his blog and he never stops talking about how much everyone and everything sucks.
Monica: Give him another couple months, he just has facebook apprehension.
by cakeisallright June 4, 2010
Get the Facebook Apprehension mug.