Spicy Eye

When you have just eaten spicy food and without thinking rub or touch your eye(s), causing the capsaicin to induce an extreme burning discomfort.

"I rubbed my watering eyes after eating hot wings, and now I have SPICY EYE!"

by HeywoodJabloemi August 17, 2018

Idiot eyes

Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.

"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."

by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011

Scissor eyes

When a trifling fool gives you a dirty look; A kin to side eye

If that girl doesn't stop giving me scissor eyes, I'm gonna walk over and slap them shut for her.

by Idoesthedo January 26, 2016

bollock eyes

When someone is completely blind to a situation.

Person 1: Did you hear that Charlie got passed over for that promotion again?

Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!

Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!

Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!

by sixxon December 30, 2008

sand in the eyes

YOU WILL NEVER GET MY PLANS

sand in the eyes

you will never get my plans
*runs away*

by wasdawadsadesadwadas November 30, 2020

chong eye

The way the eyes look droopy and tired when a person has taken some sort of drug.

After smoking all that gange , connor had chong eyes

by Tom Hollingsworth July 11, 2011

Paul EYE

When you see something CHUNKY and Paul will go straight for it and gobble it all up into his fat mouth

Paul EYE drifted Towards Samantha and went "give me that CHUNKY GOODNESS"

by RussellOKC May 21, 2019