by Hairy Uranus January 3, 2019
Get the Pulling a Dylanmug. 
Dylan is a unit of a man who pulls all bitches due to the extreme length of his penis. Also Dylan is a sexy ass beast who’s a tank at baseball due to his extreme athletic ability. Dylan is way better than your boyfriend and u should dump him for Dylan. When Dylan is around hide ur kids and hide your wives
by Dingerdyl March 4, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. by Pussyslayer666999 January 18, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. Alex Dylan James Anderson's are sarcastic creatures only found in dark areas of caves, when found you may find that they are holding a gaming console and in rare cases you may find them holding a Dungeons and Dragons box if you happen to come across them holding such rare item I highly recommend that you run away as fast and as quietly as you can as they have a habit of persuading people to play a "quick" game when in reality it will last for weeks.
Person 1 " I saw an Alex Dylan James Anderson holding a D&D box last weekend"
Person 2" No way man, hope you didn't get to close I heard they are very good at persuading"
Person 2" No way man, hope you didn't get to close I heard they are very good at persuading"
by An sarcastic human February 2, 2020
Get the Alex Dylan James Andersonmug. The man. The myth. The child molester. Dylan hester is one of the many retarded children. Most known for Wit Kettle. This man is very autistic and can't even spell his name
Man 1"You heard if dylan hester the child molester"
Man 2"That Wit Kettle kid"
Man1"yeah. He's a bit autistic"
Man 2"That Wit Kettle kid"
Man1"yeah. He's a bit autistic"
by Anonymous12121313 March 9, 2020
Get the Dylan Hestermug. Dylan is a kind young guy but when it comes to athleticism he’s lacking. His favorite sport is basketball and he often finds himself playing horse. He is infamous for losing to a one hand layup
Dylan is super nice and generous but sometimes he leaves people wondering how he is so bad at basketball
by Thebestonehandedfreethrow November 1, 2021
Get the Dylanmug.