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Miguel drunk 

A state in which one of your shorter friends drinks too much. Usually containing but not limited to the following symptoms: Lose of volume controll, belligerent threats to their friends, uncontrollable ripping of fabricks, attempting the 300$$ challenge, late night booty calls, and grinding up against questionably hot asian girls.
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure
Damn son, you got Miguel Drunk last night and punched a hole through my floor!!
Miguel drunk by tom March 18, 2005
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Breakup Drunk 

Being so drunk you break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend. The stage of intoxication past being blackout drunk.
1) Person 1: Hey you have any more painkillers? I'm tryin to get blackout tonight.
person 2: No man i just blew like 12 oc's. I'm tryin to get breakup tonight.

2) (973): You were so breakup drunk last night.
(313):Whatever. Come over and blow me?
(973): Word.
Breakup Drunk by Delts4lYfe February 27, 2011
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Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To become so intoxicated you have no recollection of waving your dick around like you just don’t care
Maaan, I went to that party and I wasn’t just trashed. I wasn’t just wasted. I was straight up Brett Kavanaugh drunk.
Brett Kavanaugh drunk by BKdrunjj September 26, 2018
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Queen Drunk 

Incoherent and incapacitated due to an excessive level of VODKA CRANBERRY intake.
Dude, Maude was almost Queen Drunk last night- she threw up all over the guy she was hooking up with, hooked up with another guy, mangled a bathroom, and didn't remember any of it.
Queen Drunk by ClaytonBear March 14, 2010

Non alcoholic drunk 

Usually used when someone who is drinking a nonalcoholic beer is too drunk to walk and drive
Jerry: duuudeZ, Im s00ooo drunk broz!11Q1 Wh0s the desugnat3d driver ton1ght, cuz im wheyyyy to trashed

John: But jerry...Its nonalcoholic beer

Matt: He must be a Non alcoholic drunk.

scope drunk 

the act of of being so drunk, that you begin to take shot of Scope (or Listerine) for to become even more drunk.
Ty Jelly took some shots of Scope last night, he was scope drunk
scope drunk by Ty Robs April 12, 2008

Ninja Drunk  

When you are drinking and minute you're fine and the next minute you're waste.

It's when the alcohol sneaks up on you like a ninja.
Yo dude red bull and vodkas get me Ninja Drunk. I never know when they are going to hit me.

I was talking to Emily and everything was fine and then she got Ninja Drunk and could barely walk.


Ninja Drunk by Sc Smith (zy3n) November 1, 2008