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driver harassment squad

The bad drivers/bikers/pedestrians you always seem to encounter especially on the commute home after a long aggravating day at work. They always seem to wait just for you to get in your car and start driving.
Squad leader radios everyone: "Ok take your places he's getting in his car now"

Today on my commute home i encountered an oblivious person starting to cross the road in front of me and had to slam on my brakes like they waited just for me to approach even though there were no cars behind me, then I got stuck behind a tourist going 20 miles below the speed limit, after that i encoundered five unnecessary red lights, got stuck behind three buses, two trains and a drawbridge. The driver harassment squad is out in full force for me today, great job everyone!
by pctv guy January 29, 2018
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Cab Drivers Ass

When one performs or lets loose what he/she thinks to be a fart, and turns out to be a little wet turd that is squishy and warm between the cheeks. If left unattended, this mush may become rather irritable, uncomfortable, and smelly. This always results in a mess and sometimes may soil one's undergarments. One may relate this occurrence to a real life cab drivers ass.
Dude, totally have to change my boxers I got cab drivers ass.

What in SAM hell is that smell, Brian you got cab drivers ass again?
by Milosivich January 17, 2009
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supreme driveway

A paved driveway that has perfect shoveling conditions.
Matt, after scooping my shovel across this driveway, I have discovered that this is a supreme driveway.
by tittynipple17fuck February 15, 2010
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Bus drivers knob

a semi erection caused by sitting on a vibrating bus seat all day
she's so hot i've got a bus drivers knob
by half baked Jake June 5, 2010
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hard driver

A very efficient, disciplined and hard working person. Someone who does everything as well as posible.
I don't understand why they fired me! I never come late, i never go home early, i produce more than everyone, i never complain, here is my resumé, i am a hard driver, a big time performer!
by gwineth August 5, 2012
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Tranzit bus driver

A really funny guy. A line that can be heard from him is: go on jump off and pick some corn what's the worst that can happen.
by A random anonymous dude September 27, 2018
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divena

divena is a divena
divena is a divena
by headlinesheadlines :) August 13, 2017
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