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Don't Fauci my Florida

Please don't propose or implement your bad political ideas in my country or city or municipality.
I am serious, please don't fauci my Florida. Please go somewhere else with your political ideas.
by Sexydimma March 13, 2022
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Don't wear fire as a hat

don't wear fire as a hat
by Trikc17 March 13, 2019
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I deadass Don't care

When a Guy tells a Woman/girl the same thing over and over Again in hopes of talking to her or impress her, or just being a prick.

Example on discord:

"Hey what's Up did You hear That..-"

"YOU Already told me, i deadass Don't care lol"
"Hey what's Up did You hear That..-"

"YOU Already told me, i deadass Don't care lol"

"I thought we where friends?"

"No we are just on The same server! Stop DM me also... I honestly deadass Don't care"
by RKI kongen January 26, 2020
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Don't pee your cords

A verbal warning for a person that is so intent on moving you quickly, that they seem on the brink of peeing their new corduroy pants.
She was yelling at me, so I told her "don't pee your cords".
by Trace Davis May 6, 2008
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don't tase me, bro!

A plea for mercy, as in "Please don't taser, beat, kick, shoot, etc... me." An ironic warring about the use of excessive force, even if the person screaming it was asking for it.

(Term from the Florida student who cried out the phrase.)
by Man Machine October 3, 2007
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Don't play with my emotions

This saying is used as a means to express a liking of something that generally would be 'too good to be true.' It is to be said in a non-deadpan manner, with optimistic tone. When said, emphasis should be on the word 'my.'

For an alternative usage of this saying, it could be something that you dislike or would rather someone not say even if its true, but you must change your tone accordingly.

Often times this saying can be started by using the word "listen."
Ex1:

Dave: Finally I get a couple days off of work, I have a beach house that I have been dying to go to! Would you like to come with me?

Laura: Don't play with MY emotions, I'll have my bags packed in 20 minutes.

Ex2:

Dave: I cant believe we didn't even get to try the cake, its already all gone!

Laura: Listen, don't play with MY emotions, they didnt even leave us a crumb.
by msgmichael August 31, 2010
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don't tase me bro

What one says when their rant/speech is interrupted by a good counter-point. Derived from Andrew Ryan who (debatably) resisted arrest and was tased while asking John Kerry some questions in Florida.
Guy 1: I love donuts, they're so good. I could eat them for the rest of my life and be happy.
Guy 2: They're fattening and would kill you in less than a month.
Guy 1: Don't tase me bro! I said I love donuts, dammit!
by dougwastaken October 3, 2007
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