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The rasmus disease

An interracial example of a human being, both rat and human at the same time. If you have the disease of rasmus, you tend to fake your addiction of the swedish product snus. The rasmus disease is an even worse example of sveinsexualism
Simon: *comes to hospital with rasmus disease*
Hospital: *evacuates*

"Motherfucker look at your nose home boy! you must have the rasmus disease!"
by Thomdinho April 2, 2018
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Disease Water

The little bit of water that splashes you when you pee into a urinal
Lisa: um...why is your d*ck that color?
Zac: Sorry, i got a little bit of disease water on it earlier.
Lisa: ...
Zac: What ?
by DsDDdA February 26, 2022
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SND (Social Networking Disease)

Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer.
I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.
by Woman of Weird Words September 25, 2011
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Benny collins disease

A disease composed of random ailments, contracted by using another person's towel.
No Susie, don't use that towel! You'll get Benny Collins disease!
by BananaHammack4u December 1, 2016
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Orovilan disease

Aka, Hannah wright nasty std having whole
Ewww it's hannah she got orovilan disease
by Hahaha1430 January 15, 2023
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Hims disease

Suffering from being him. He does not miss on and off the court
Zack just doesn’t miss, I think he’s suffering from Hims disease
by Himmyturner February 15, 2023
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New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)
Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
by Myzfyt July 25, 2019
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