your dads nuts

small

'broo wtf theyre so miniscule that aint a shwaty?? bros shit tinnyyy"
"your dads nuts small g"
"how u know tht"
'...."

by hornywatterbottle December 9, 2021

Dad’s Cream Soda

A drink that comes in a long tube-like bottle that only comes out if you squeeze the jelly substance out.

Girl: I love dad’s cream soda.

Gay Man: I do too!

Straight Man: NASTY!

by Vaporing May 23, 2019

Leo’s dad is gone

Leo’s dad is gone is a statement of o someone who has no dad and I a just a shitty person. They are addicted to video games. Their penis also happens to be the size of a peanut.

Haha, Leo’s dad is gone!

by IWantToDie69420! August 11, 2020

social media dad

When a father is only in their child's life on social media and not in the real world. Posting pictures of his kids that his baby mama had to send to him because he never sees them.

Oh look at Buck being a social media dad, posting pictures of his kids that Keisha already posted a week ago

Buck: lemme get some pictures of the kid
Keisha: why? So you can pretend for the gram? There you go being a social media dad again..

by Monicaraeee December 24, 2015

Your Mom & Dad

Let's bring our families into it.

Your mom & dad.

by PineappleJuice April 30, 2015

bad luck dad

a phrase you say when something unfortunate but trivial happens

person 1: *puts cupcake mix, oil, and water into a bowl. forgets to check if there's any more eggs for cupcakes and finding out afterwards there's none* i think we are out of eggs

person 2: wow, that's some bad luck dad

by bad luck dad August 5, 2018

Roleplay a Faggot’s Dad

This is another way to tell someone to kill themselves

You should roleplay a faggot’s dad on god.

by Kanye_supporter5 November 7, 2023