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Hippie bling. Sold on Phish and Dead lot. A crystal or mineral that's wrapped in wire and put on a heady hemp neclace or a heady leather cord
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Get the crystal wrap mug.When a man is laying on his back, receiving fellatio, and at climax the woman leans forward, on all fours face towards the man, then the man climaxes onto the womans exposed breasts.
by schadenfrude May 31, 2009
Get the Crystal Chandelier mug.Someone who either:
1. Is overweight, has a thin/ attractive face, but does a good job at hiding the fact that they are overweight (dark clothes, stripes, dresses).
2. Is of a relatively normal weight but is in the process of gaining weight.
3. Is of a relatively normal weight but has the genetic potential to gain weight (mother or father is overweight/obese).
1. Is overweight, has a thin/ attractive face, but does a good job at hiding the fact that they are overweight (dark clothes, stripes, dresses).
2. Is of a relatively normal weight but is in the process of gaining weight.
3. Is of a relatively normal weight but has the genetic potential to gain weight (mother or father is overweight/obese).
Don't hook up with her, she's totally a Crypto-fat. She looks great in the dark but she hides her wide load well.
by Art Heej February 19, 2011
Get the Crypto-fat mug.An over exaggerated obnoxious outpouring of emotion. Usually by teenage girls who have recently broken up with their 2 week boyfriend.
Jenny was bitch crying all morning because her and Chad broke up.
Haven't they only been dating 2 weeks?
Haven't they only been dating 2 weeks?
by CherrySunkissit June 19, 2014
Get the bitch crying mug.Used of something or someone unsuited to a given environment, placed there hopefully for well-intended reasons but left defenceless. From a decision by the relevant authorities in Dublin, Ireland in recent years to mount life-size statues of cows in various media and colours in outdoor locations throughout the centre of the city. The cows were soon vandalised, including one dainty little critter with an elaborate design of cut glass that was left, as you do, in one of the less salubrious areas of the city centre and promptly smashed.
She left little Johnny off at school to face the roughest class in the place, like a crystal cow in knackerland.
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