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crystal squeezer

a person who is involved in a new age style religion. Also, any "hippie".
Go get that crystal squeezer thats in that drum circle.
by klar June 24, 2007
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The dopest/strongest weed sold illegally by street dealers...
This shit right here is Cryptacronnacunnalight cronic!!!
by Katt Williamz December 19, 2008
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crystal wrap

Hippie bling. Sold on Phish and Dead lot. A crystal or mineral that's wrapped in wire and put on a heady hemp neclace or a heady leather cord
dude that phatty crystal wrap is soooooooo heady mannnnnnn
by Colonel Phorbin May 11, 2009
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Crystal Chandelier

When a man is laying on his back, receiving fellatio, and at climax the woman leans forward, on all fours face towards the man, then the man climaxes onto the womans exposed breasts.
Booby Sue didn't want to swallow so Ryan gave her a Crystal Chandelier instead.
by schadenfrude May 31, 2009
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Crypto-fat

Someone who either:
1. Is overweight, has a thin/ attractive face, but does a good job at hiding the fact that they are overweight (dark clothes, stripes, dresses).
2. Is of a relatively normal weight but is in the process of gaining weight.
3. Is of a relatively normal weight but has the genetic potential to gain weight (mother or father is overweight/obese).
Don't hook up with her, she's totally a Crypto-fat. She looks great in the dark but she hides her wide load well.
by Art Heej February 19, 2011
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bitch crying

An over exaggerated obnoxious outpouring of emotion. Usually by teenage girls who have recently broken up with their 2 week boyfriend.
Jenny was bitch crying all morning because her and Chad broke up.
Haven't they only been dating 2 weeks?
by CherrySunkissit June 19, 2014
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Used of something or someone unsuited to a given environment, placed there hopefully for well-intended reasons but left defenceless. From a decision by the relevant authorities in Dublin, Ireland in recent years to mount life-size statues of cows in various media and colours in outdoor locations throughout the centre of the city. The cows were soon vandalised, including one dainty little critter with an elaborate design of cut glass that was left, as you do, in one of the less salubrious areas of the city centre and promptly smashed.
She left little Johnny off at school to face the roughest class in the place, like a crystal cow in knackerland.
by Fearman February 10, 2008
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