when a man is so inebriated that he does not have a firm grasp on his cock during a lengthy urination, which leads to the aforementioned fumbling of the cock, piss spraying in all directions, and normally damp pants and a small puddle on the bathroom floor
by I Need Velcro November 17, 2010
by semaj727 June 27, 2009
A very large dick, like a horse
by hooorse September 03, 2006
At the club, Patrick was about to get Bianca's phone number, when Al (ie the Closer) cock-blocked him by telling her Pat’s a nice guy… that lives at home… with his parents.
by Man Law7 February 12, 2007
Term, originating in feudal Japan, referring to one who has attained absolute perfection of the anal arts.
Josh lowered his guard for a second and, before he knew it, the cock samurai had impaled him on his brown blade.
by rampagus_maximus March 03, 2004
by A1LColtrane May 10, 2004
by jigsaw666 April 08, 2008