cock fumble

when a man is so inebriated that he does not have a firm grasp on his cock during a lengthy urination, which leads to the aforementioned fumbling of the cock, piss spraying in all directions, and normally damp pants and a small puddle on the bathroom floor
Last night, I had such a bad cock fumble that I needed to change my pants.
by I Need Velcro November 17, 2010
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Cock Terrorism

The act of taking cock-blocking to the highest level. I.e. War on cock.
This girl keeps on cock blocking me, this is more like cock terrorism!
by semaj727 June 27, 2009
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Horse Cock

A very large dick, like a horse
by hooorse September 03, 2006
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cock-blocked

Friend who maliciously prevents the act of getting booty.
At the club, Patrick was about to get Bianca's phone number, when Al (ie the Closer) cock-blocked him by telling her Pat’s a nice guy… that lives at home… with his parents.
by Man Law7 February 12, 2007
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cock samurai

Term, originating in feudal Japan, referring to one who has attained absolute perfection of the anal arts.
Josh lowered his guard for a second and, before he knew it, the cock samurai had impaled him on his brown blade.
by rampagus_maximus March 03, 2004
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cock in the ass

Set of words having somewhat of the same meaning as "Pain in the ass" except much worse.
I just failed my history exam. Damn, that's a cock in the ass.
by A1LColtrane May 10, 2004
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soft cock

Someone who is weak or lacking essential masculinity
Gee that Michael in the toolshop is a soft cock
by jigsaw666 April 08, 2008
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