cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

by Dt.Stabler May 31, 2010

Cock Pox

An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot, crotch rot, and galloping knob rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.

That dirty ho gave me the cock pox!

by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005

Horse Cock

A very large dick, like a horse

Holy shit look at his horse cock

by hooorse September 3, 2006

cock-blocked

Friend who maliciously prevents the act of getting booty.

At the club, Patrick was about to get Bianca's phone number, when Al (ie the Closer) cock-blocked him by telling her Pat’s a nice guy… that lives at home… with his parents.

by Man Law7 February 14, 2007

cock samurai

Term, originating in feudal Japan, referring to one who has attained absolute perfection of the anal arts.

Josh lowered his guard for a second and, before he knew it, the cock samurai had impaled him on his brown blade.

by rampagus_maximus March 2, 2004

cock in the ass

Set of words having somewhat of the same meaning as "Pain in the ass" except much worse.

I just failed my history exam. Damn, that's a cock in the ass.

by A1LColtrane May 9, 2004

soft cock

Someone who is weak or lacking essential masculinity

Gee that Michael in the toolshop is a soft cock

by jigsaw666 April 8, 2008