When a girl sticks her boobs in your ass hole covering nips with your shit and you lick the shit off like you would an ice cream cone
by taylorlovesmatt April 9, 2009
Get the Chocolate Conemug. by mylifeisurmom November 18, 2016
Get the chocolate wingsmug. when you give a girl a whole pack of ex-lax, and then fuck her asshole until she says she's about to shit, then you pull out, put her ass in the air and she erupts like a volcano.
by alexander watson January 22, 2007
Get the chocolate volcanomug. Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.
Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!
by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008
Get the Chocolate Eclairsmug. by aniisha January 13, 2008
Get the hot chocolatemug. A type of weed that doesn't exist. Dealers usually try to sell their shitty schwag by giving it this wonderful name. Chocolate Thai exists but Chocolate Haze doesn't.
Matt: Hey man, you got some chronic?
Dealer: No man, but I got this stuff called Chocolate Haze!
Matt: You mean like Chocolate Thai?
Dealer: No man! This is so fucking potent! I smoked some and I was high for like 6 hours!!
Matt: Holy shit! How much for an ounce?
Dealer: I usually charge $650 for an ounce, but I'll sell to you for $400!!
Matt buys an ounce and tells his friends. They laugh and tell him he got ripped. He is later sent to jail for being a FUCKING IDIOT and gets assraped every night.
Dealer: No man, but I got this stuff called Chocolate Haze!
Matt: You mean like Chocolate Thai?
Dealer: No man! This is so fucking potent! I smoked some and I was high for like 6 hours!!
Matt: Holy shit! How much for an ounce?
Dealer: I usually charge $650 for an ounce, but I'll sell to you for $400!!
Matt buys an ounce and tells his friends. They laugh and tell him he got ripped. He is later sent to jail for being a FUCKING IDIOT and gets assraped every night.
by ServiceWithaSmile March 21, 2009
Get the Chocolate Hazemug. When a black girl poops
by Laquesha shit nigger March 18, 2011
Get the Chocolate thundermug.