Jone's fish and chips

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.
Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!
by Kobayashi Kumiko Kiyoshi February 15, 2018
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A popular 1940's term for a rumor spreading about. Common synonym to Scuttlebutt
There was much beating of gums and chipping of teeth over the air raid last week among the troops.
by Spunk Idiot September 02, 2021
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Mint Choc Chip Ice Cream

Underrated ice cream, and for those who think mint chocolate chip tastes like toothpaste, you've obviously never had it before.
Person 1: God diddly dumptious do I love mint choc chip ice cream
Person 2: Shit taste like toothpaste!
Person 1: Where are you buying that toothpaste??!
by Haru-Official December 02, 2023
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Crunchy Chips

The epitome of the perfect human you could ever find, this is the man u can be gay for
by crunchy_chips January 19, 2021
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chip claw

2-3 fingers curled used to grasp chips in order avoid covering hand in chip seasoning.

2 finger position is used with large, whole chips

3 finger position is used for small broken crumbs (a committed chip muncher inevitably must convert to the 3 finger chip claw to consume an entire bag).

resembles the claw in the arcade machine where you try to grab stuffed animals and never win. (with the chip claw you always win)

more fingers may be used, meaning your too stoned to care
"Lick your chip claw before opening the next bag."

"Your chip claw is out."
by PBC & Scallop May 24, 2012
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dip on ya chip

Sarah: Hey um can I borrow a pencil
Kyle: you gotta get on your knees whore (deep breathing)

Random weeb: WOAH BRO CHILL WITH ALL THAT, YOU GOT TOO MUCH DIP ON YA CHIP
by Simp-of-lengend March 01, 2021
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loaded chip

when you go to finger your girlfriend and your hand comes back out with a fully loaded (stale) tampon
Bro me and Jane were getting funky last night but the mood died after she gave me a fully loaded chip”
by nowboiwhatthehellboi August 06, 2021
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