chinese eyes

cannot see the bigger picture; short sighted

"Man, coach jerkhead sure is pushing us hard today," said Percy. "Yeah, we're going to be too exhausted for the game! He's got chinese eyes," replied Blondie.

by demoncan December 20, 2024

Chinese Finger Trap

Where two men insert the same rod into their respective penises. When the rod is fully inserted and the two men start docking, creating the Chinese Finger Trap.

"I did a Chinese Finger Trap last night."
"Sick, how was it?"
"Bloody!"

by Peryite May 4, 2021

chinese labrador

Chinese labrador;a cat.

Chinese labradors are small.

by jerry dow April 16, 2019

Chinese Handkerchief

When anyone of the Asian persuasion hacks a Lougee out of their nose by holding one side of their nostril. Hence, blowing it out across the sidewalk. It’s a whole new level of gross.

I just dodged a “Chinese Handkerchief” right in front of me walking to work in the morning!

by Kiki is da man! November 20, 2021

chinese pop corn

Dry ramon noodle soup. Broken in pieces, and seasoning packet sprinkled ontop of the dry broken noodles. Often enjoyed as a snack.

His favorite late night snack is Chinese pop corn.

by Cassy Thomas September 3, 2016

Chinese Head-butt

Two guys have their penis locked in a Chinese finger trap. For fun or competition to see who can get out of it first.

theres only one way to settle this, Chinese head-butt! winner take all

by therogoodchappelle December 21, 2018

Chinese Digger

A moment in sex where you put your dick so far up a girls ass that she can taste it

Guy 1: Dude did you here about that girl katy yesterday, she can't even stand
Guy 2: thats cause I gave her a chinese digger

by ohdamnman April 8, 2011