Look at Mr. Carbon Footprint, over there..... nothing more than a California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake.
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by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 8, 2018
Get the California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflakemug. A woman is floating naked in a pool with her eyes closed. Her man (also naked) goes inside the house and shoves a firework up his ass. He then lites it and runs back to the pool. He sneaks in the pool and lays flat and still. He takes a massive shit in the pool. As the turd exits his asshole, the firework propels the turd under the water straight at the woman, hopefully hitting a hole of his choice. Upon arrival, the man’s torpedo explodes in her, giving her an unforgettable orgasm.
Hey Baxter, can you place another order of mortars for me, I am getting low from my bitches getting so many California Battleships lately.
by Firebird6969 August 14, 2024
Get the California Battleshipmug. by Undiedstick June 14, 2017
Get the california elmomug. A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s
Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief
by Liloilo August 9, 2021
Get the california raisin thiefmug. Its when Jesse Romo and Cody Sanchez fist a girl/Guy and leaves them bleeding and the buttwhole gets 5 inches wider.
by All hail our lord and savior h September 6, 2016
Get the california reaper wholemug. by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018
Get the California surprisemug. Are you republican? Well, I am California Republican. I am socially liberal but economically, I am conservative.
by AldashX951 July 30, 2025
Get the California Republicanmug.