Asstral Clapping

When your maiden is far away, waiting for you with her cheeks sticking out missing you and you astral project yourself to her clap her cheeks.

Guy1: "You say, you slept with your girl last night?"
Guyt2: "Yeah."
G2: "...how? She's a province away dude?"
G3: "I gave her an asstral clapping bro"

by Garlic0Bread December 26, 2022

Jap Clap

A "superbug" (resistant to all antibiotics currently used to fight the sexually transmitted disease) strain of gonorrhea discovered in Japan called H401.

Be careful in the Japanese red light district; all the girls have Jap Clap.

by JappyClapper July 31, 2011

Clapped the fuck out

When you’re super hit

Gah damn, is that chick clapped the fuck out or what?

by FuzzBumper March 02, 2021