Artificial Christmas Tree

A fake Christmas Tree, it doesn't die and you can use it for all of eternity.

I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.

by ArturKoz December 23, 2021

Christmas colors

The act of a girl having sex near Christmas while on her period

Mike: sally how far have you gone
Sally: Christmas colors
Mike: that's nasty

by that player next door June 14, 2015

almost christmas

What the radio said

Phoenix Wright: “Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas”

by Random dude who likes deckers October 30, 2023

christmas

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by DeezFatJuicyNuts December 6, 2022

christmas vomit

Christmas Vomit: deflated holiday decorations that litter people's lawns during the day.

"Don't step in the Christmas Vomit"

by Velobill December 25, 2016

Christmas Accident

The title given to an individual born during the month of September. The duration of a female's pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during December.

Alex: Why are you always so damn cheerful?
Bree: I was born in September. Being Jolly is part of my DNA.
Alex: Ahh, a Christmas Accident…

by Bresaurus December 23, 2013

Christmas Titties

Festive holiday titties at the local gentlemen's club.

In the spirit of the holidays, Justin went to see some Christmas titties at the local strip club.

by TheOneTrueGinger December 30, 2018