chocolate smile

The act of shitting in to your hand and then smearing it on somones lips and cheek to make a smile.

Turn that frown in to a chocolate smile

by Waqas, Chris, David, May 23, 2006

chocolate wings

when someone orgasms from oral sex so hard they shit onto your back

I was eating Sally out and she gave me chocolate wings

by mylifeisurmom November 18, 2016

chocolate volcano

when you give a girl a whole pack of ex-lax, and then fuck her asshole until she says she's about to shit, then you pull out, put her ass in the air and she erupts like a volcano.

billy was feeling kinky, so he gave his girlfriend the chocolate volcano.

by alexander watson January 22, 2007

Chocolate Eclairs

Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.

Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!

by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008

hot chocolate

hot chocolate boys/ hot black guys

" Kyle and I are going to the ghetto to get some hot chocolate. "

by aniisha January 13, 2008

Chocolate Haze

A type of weed that doesn't exist. Dealers usually try to sell their shitty schwag by giving it this wonderful name. Chocolate Thai exists but Chocolate Haze doesn't.

Matt: Hey man, you got some chronic?

Dealer: No man, but I got this stuff called Chocolate Haze!

Matt: You mean like Chocolate Thai?

Dealer: No man! This is so fucking potent! I smoked some and I was high for like 6 hours!!

Matt: Holy shit! How much for an ounce?

Dealer: I usually charge $650 for an ounce, but I'll sell to you for $400!!

Matt buys an ounce and tells his friends. They laugh and tell him he got ripped. He is later sent to jail for being a FUCKING IDIOT and gets assraped every night.

by ServiceWithaSmile March 21, 2009

Chocolate thunder

When a black girl poops

My Latisha was laying down some chocolate thunder, that shit was stanky!

by Laquesha shit nigger March 18, 2011