ass breather 

It's when one person talks so much that they don't leave time for somebody else. In turn this causes the assumption that they must take there breathing breaks through their ass.

Brit is such an ass breather, I can never get a word in.

ass breather by huihbsd May 14, 2016

Fire Breathing Dragon 

Immediately following Ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers the woman’s mouth and punches her in the stomach and the nose, causing ejaculate and blood to be expelled through the nasal passage. Blood, ejaculate, plus a pissed off lady = a real scary fire breathing dragon. Only to be attempted by the most bravest of knights.

“Hey Sean, why are you in a full body cast?”
“Oh that. Last night me and my girl did the fire breathing dragon. I was not worthy.”

Fire Breathing Dragon by WeinerWednesdays June 8, 2022

Inhaling while breathing 

When you do this, you inhale oxygen, but you can't breathe, causing self-suffocation of the lungs.

According to known scientist, and major risk taker, Spencer Chapman, who risked his life making this marvelous discovery, for man kind to study....

"Oh shit, i inhaled while breathing"
Inhaling while breathing- The practice of self suffocation

Inhaling while breathing by Cusa Miner (look me up on YT) August 8, 2017

Let That Bitch Breathe 

When you’re blowing up in someone’s face and then give them a chance to talk.

Person 1: AND YOU STILL OWE ME $100 FROM-
*Person 2 tenses up*
*little pause*
Person 1: Nah, I’m gon let that bitch breathe.

Let That Bitch Breathe by Starmoji December 10, 2017

how do i breathe? 

how are you alive if you don't know how to breathe?

someone: how do I breathe?
someone else: just breathe

how do i breathe? by im in school :) March 10, 2022

Breatta 

1. A derogatory term for someone who is partially Spanish.

2. A very sexy, usually brunnette, woman. Breatta always
has beautiful eyes and good bone structure. She is the kind of girl who you want to hold on to and keep as a friend. No matter what, being friends with this girl is worth it. She'll be there for you, and if nothing else, be a shoulder to cry on.

ie: Look at that sexy spanish chick over there! That must be Breatta!

Breatta by Broadwayiz4loverz January 18, 2011

breaching turtle 

noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching turtle spends most of its time with its head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having titties rub in its face, the breaching turtle may linger for several more sets of titties before quietly retreating back into its shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles may emerge to particularly large, old, or ugly strippers upon which the breaching turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")

"Did you see Chris last night?"

"Yeah man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"

breaching turtle by mustachious dollarous June 26, 2014