Mathew Bagley

a young fellow who sits with his fat ass and plays pro skater 1+2 while jackin off with a cheese grinder and is always is trying to suck his own dick with his 2 centimeter defeater

in such flexible ways

Mathew bagley stop jackin off with yo two centimeter defeater ass

by Dr. Cuminstain March 26, 2022

club bangers

(plural)
songs that are actual tunes and go hard and are bangers

hey i would love to listen to some club bangers rn
*puts on old town road*
HELL YEAH

by specimen ;) April 28, 2022

billy banger

Billy Banger is another word/term for male pecks

“Dude, those are some massive billy bangers!!!”

by exe.creature_ May 22, 2022

Booming Banger

A big windmill or sign (a tall object) that is very noticeable while driving on a freeway

Bob was driving on Interstate 210 and he saw the sign of a Miller beer factory, he noticed it and laughed, he saw a Booming Banger

by ChickenChocker69 June 15, 2022

Booming Banger

A tall object that is easy and noticeable on a freeway

Bob drove on Interstate 210 and he saw a tall booming banger, it was a beer factory sign

by ChickenChocker69 June 15, 2022

Backseat Banger

A backseat banger is someone who was invited to a threesome but doesnt do anything but sit in a corner to tell the other guy what to do, similar to a backseat driver.

Girl: should we invite Jeff to our house for a threesome?

Guy: no, I've heard that he is such a "backseat banger" ong

by ▪◾⬛◾▪ July 20, 2022

Woo banger

A joint or blunt containing cocaine hcl or cocaine hcl processed into crack using heat and sodium bicarbonate (baking soda), or Ammonia; both of which may be present in the crack while its being inhaled from the joint/blunt.

True woo’s contain crack. Cocaine hcl does not burn well, usually leaving a burnt taste and blackened tar thats thicker than the ashes around it.

The entire point of turning hcl into crack is to make it smokable by making the cocaine bind to the soda and separate the base.

So, if you’re throwing straight powder cocaine on your blunts with whatever laxative they’re cut with, you’re a moron.

Quit doing that. You’re inhaling other things besides a minute amount of cocaine.

“I just relap’d and roll some crack and weed up in a blunt, faced me a woo banger, cuhhh”

by Tuhgbhoat October 23, 2022