Him:wanna be my girlfriend
Her:no you discussing peace of trash
Him:your right I would be a bad boyfriend
Her:no you discussing peace of trash
Him:your right I would be a bad boyfriend
by 3526252626@urmom.com December 10, 2019
Grandma:"Hey darling, have you found a boyfriend?"
Your Single ass self:"uhhhhhhh, grandma have you always had that necklace?"
Your Single ass self:"uhhhhhhh, grandma have you always had that necklace?"
by Arctis!! January 19, 2022
by paigesv4mpxo March 29, 2022
A boyfriend is the man who gives her butterflies when he texts her back.
A boyfriend is the man she's proud to show her friends and her family.
A boyfriend is the man she wants to give all of her to if he treats her right.
A boyfriend is the man who drives her crazy.
A boyfriend is the man who NEVER cheats on the woman he loves.
A boyfriend is what most women hope to have at some point.
A boyfriend is everything to his girlfriend.
A boyfriend is the man she's proud to show her friends and her family.
A boyfriend is the man she wants to give all of her to if he treats her right.
A boyfriend is the man who drives her crazy.
A boyfriend is the man who NEVER cheats on the woman he loves.
A boyfriend is what most women hope to have at some point.
A boyfriend is everything to his girlfriend.
Girl 1: "My boyfriend drives me crazy sometimes, but I love him so much! He treats me so well and I want to give him all of me!"
Girl 2: "You are so lucky! The last boyfriend I had was an idiot who slept around while with me!"
Girl 1: "Was he really your boyfriend then?"
Girl 2: "Good point!"
Girl 2: "You are so lucky! The last boyfriend I had was an idiot who slept around while with me!"
Girl 1: "Was he really your boyfriend then?"
Girl 2: "Good point!"
by collegegirl21 December 20, 2017
by Ur-Mom-Gots-It-Goin-On March 10, 2022
"Boyfriend" is a short person with blue hair who can't speak english but is best at rapping. Hatsune Miku, The most Popular and well-known Vocaloid is believed to be his sister because of the blue hair and how they are good at singing. He also has a Girlfriend named "Girlfriend" who he simps for a lot and is also gay for a orange haired guy who has two guns.
Person: That's why 'yo shoes raggedy
Boyfriend: Beep boop beep (Translation: That's why 'yo momma dead)
Person:
Boyfriend: Beep boop beep (Translation: That's why 'yo momma dead)
Person:
by Idiot Simp May 19, 2021