blast ball

A miniature snooker table based game invented by Gav, Stu & Tom. The object of the game is to flick your balls out of his half of the table and into either yours or a pocket. Although it may sound tedious and simple it is actually fun and addictive

Stu: “Do you fancy a game of snooker their spa?"
Tom: "I don’t think we can as some charlatan has lost some balls"
Gav: "Don't worry lads, I've got an idea, how bout we play this game I’ve just invented, it's called Blast Ball"
Stu: "yeh sure"
Tom: “This Blast ball is ace!"

by me, now get used 2 it clart.... May 13, 2005

Eskimo Blast

When a sultry Woman of Alaskan or Eskimo descent squirts in your face, when she achieves an orgasm.

Eric's wife gave him an Eskimo Blast, for his birthday.

by BeccaJean December 23, 2020

Soviet Army Blast

When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.

SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?

SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

Ghetto blasting

Not leaving a tip or leaving a poor tip when out to eat at a restaurant

I know that guy is a rich doctor, but he’s always ghetto blasting his servers. He just left me $5 on a $100 check!

by Aserversstory January 28, 2021

Finger Blast

Another name for Bang Star Blast energy drinks. It'll wake you tf up like getting finger blasted (digital stimulation of the vaginal walls, getting fingered, fingering, etc.).

Girl: "Hey, hand me that Finger Blast."

Guy: "the whaa-?"
Girl: "Star Blast energy drink, it'll wake you up like getting finger blasted."
Guy: "awesome."

by Billy7's Ghost January 29, 2021

blast to the past

That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball

Damn mom you’re really making me want to give you a blast to the past

by surgarnipps69 February 6, 2021

Baja Blast

A cup filled with semen that is mixed in with blue food coloring, sugar and is filled with ice cubes somewhat resembling a Taco Bell Baja Blast.

I treated my girl to a Baja blast which was creamy but sour and delectable.

by Toonzy February 21, 2021