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crack-attack

When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)
John: Hey guys, Mike is asleep.....Crack-attack!

Mike: (scarred for life)
by Spacer 54 April 18, 2009
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Shark Attack

When you say something aloud to a friend and he or she repeats what you said with a rhyming word in a way that makes no sense whatsoever.
Lloyd - "Hey, did you see that shark swimming in the water?"

Sarah - "What? I don't see a park."

Lloyd - "SHARK ATTACK!!"
by Eat At Fido's July 22, 2011
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coughing attack

An obviously fake coughing attack done in order to avoid answering a question, hide a laugh, or fill a silence.
Teacher: Who can explain the author's purpose in Chapter 5, and the cause and effect of the character's actions?

Student: *coughing attack* to avoid being called on
by vamason7 August 17, 2011
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Shark attack

When a woman ties a man down and forces cunnilingus on him during her menstrual cycle.
"My ex cheated on me, so I shark attacked his ass."
by Mitsukaiuka June 21, 2014
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Porn Attack

A heart attack,stroke, or coronary failure that occurs as a result of an orgasm while watching porn. Victims of this are found in an embarrassing state. The risk of a porn attack increases as your sexual activity decreases, so the best prevention is to regularly have orgasms.
"Did you hear about Jose Alberto? His neighbors found him dead next to a scarecrow he'd had sex with. The autospy revealed that he'd died of a porn attack. ...It had a strap-on, man."
by potato_in_my_anus October 15, 2015
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Tism attack

The act of doing something stupid and making a screeching noise while beating your hand against your chest in a rapid manner.
Hunter had a tism attack during math today after he said 2 plus 2 was 11
by Kevin McKinney May 8, 2018
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Shit attack

When you are sat on the toilet and attack on clash of clans
I was on the toilet and i done a shit attack
by Tarasdavid January 28, 2019
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