The Asshole Gaggle 

A group of fourteen or more close friends or family members who gather together and form a large group of tubes on a body of water. The group is usually tied together and connected to one tube that bears an anchor. In order to join The Asshole Gaggle from shore, one must apply sunscreen and/or be intoxicated.

"At some point this week we need to form The Asshole Gaggle"

"I can hear The Asshole Gaggle from across the lake"

The Asshole Gaggle by bunterr August 14, 2018

joeys asshole

This can be very hairy for some when looked at.

This can be used when “joeys asshole is large and hairy”.

joeys asshole by Kookslam69 January 3, 2019

crunchy asshole 

A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.

You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.

crunchy asshole by angryelephant March 5, 2019

Hardened asshole 

A person who due to his bad habits of procrastinating ends up in tough situation but finally make it any how thorough the Conditions Leaving everyone amazed just like a Dark horse

He won't study until the exam is near but he's habituated to that he's a battle hardened asshole.

Hardened asshole by EternallyEnlightened September 10, 2019

Blooming Asshole 

A special kind of person who is very comfortable, confident, and entitled in his or her assholeness.

Look at that blooming asshole cutting in front of the fire truck and smiling about it.

Blooming Asshole by Sai Ez September 12, 2019

Fluttering Asshole 

Someone or something capable of making noise but nothing intelligible.

Did you see his latest tweet? Dude's a fluttering asshole!

Fluttering Asshole by TrekinMad October 17, 2019

Fat Assholeanism 

The art of worshipping Fat Asshole and longing to enter his grids as devourers of all things.

I practiced Fat Assholeanism in Martin, Michigan.

Fat Assholeanism by WorshipperOfTheFat November 18, 2019