Dog-Shaped

To get extremely drunk or high, the result being utterly random and stupid (yet highly enjoyable) behaviour.

Chris: What you get up to at the weekend?

The Other Chris: Oh man we got totally dog-shaped. I still can't find my left shoe and I don't know where that hat-stand came from.

by The Meme February 6, 2009

Florida Dog

A FUCKING ALLIGATOR

Fear the featherless fright that blights the plight that is Florida aka a Florida dog

by THEyeetBoi October 16, 2020

Dog Pimp

Any "homeless" person who trades on the pity of animal lovers by having a dog with them to illicit pity (for the dog) and therefore, more hand-outs. Forcing a helpless animal to squat in the inclement weather in order to support their manipulative owner.

I felt sorry for that Dog Pimp and gave him another 10 pound bag of dog food. He seems to go through one a day....

by longrider700 January 12, 2015

swinger dog

Swinger dog; A dog that lives down the road and is shared by families... most who live in trailers.

Swinger dog; Goliath is a big pitbull that swings with my family, screws my bitch, and lives a mile away.

by mr.b.whisker April 25, 2020

Vegan Dogs

Dogs where their owner is vegan, and retarted to let their dogs eat vegan shit. The brains of their owners are often smaller than Alabama's Child Molesters' dick.

Name an example of a mentally retarted fuck
Dog owners that let their dogs eat vegan (vegan dogs)

by J420n March 5, 2020

Wright dog

Hangs around Davoren Usually carries an Adidas satchel and air maxes with black tech fleece jacket with cargo shorts. Got lockup yesterday for putting a seccy in a headlock. He got suspended at school for refusing to stop vaping in the school toilets. He rolled 5 cunts at once at Salisbury interchange. HE walks around clueless sometimes and we dont know what he's doing. But if wright dog wants something he will roll someone for it. He usually hangs with keldog and palm when he wants to go for a rage.

fuck cunt you got wright dogged

by kel dog October 20, 2021

Sweater Dog

Noun
An unflushed turd that has rested calmly in a toilet bowl long enough to have developed a "halo" of discolored water.

Verb
The act of leaving such a turd, either intentionally or accidentally.

When Sally entered the stall, she gagged at sight of a sweater dog in the bowl.

The waitress finally figured out which customer was responsible for sweater dogging the men's room every Saturday morning.

Celeste hates being sweater dogged!

by Bertha FD April 28, 2015